“- Patch: Don't you believe in Santa Claus?
- B.Z.: Why should I? He never brought me anything.
- Patch: That's because you were probably a naughty boy.”
Dudley Moore - Patch
John Lithgow - B.Z.

“If this court finds that Mr. Kringle is not who he says he is, that there is no Santa, I ask the court to judge which is worse: A lie that draws a smile or a truth that draws a tear.”
Dylan McDermott - Bryan Bedford

“We invite you to ask yourself this one simple question: Do you believe in Santa Claus?”
William Windom - C.F. Cole

“- Boy: Santa doesn't drink champagne. Santa only drinks milk.
- George: Listen. Santa can't drink no more milk. Santa has a lactose intolerance, and it gives him horrible gas pains. Do you want to see Santa farting down everybody's chimney?”
Bill Raymond - George

“Maybe Santa won't come back next year. Maybe he and the Easter Bunny will take a fuckin' cruise to Jamaica and you can eat your own lousy cookies!”
Bill Raymond - George