“There's a group for men in Hollywood called Divorce Anonymous. It works like this: if a member of the group starts to feel the urge to divorce, they send over an accountant to talk him out of it.”
Sir Sean Connery

“Hollywood is a caricature of itself, and in particular this is true of the front-office types at the studios. Their enthusiasm towards you is measured precisely to match the success of your last film.”
Jack Hawkins

“Half the people in Hollywood are dying to be discovered and the other half are afraid they will be.”
Lionel Barrymore

“Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.”
Shelley Winters

“You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.”
John Barrymore