“God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not
enough blood supply to run both at the same time.”
Robin Williams

“I know what you can't say. You wanna get laid. You wanna hump your brains out.”
Maureen Stapleton - Ma Kelly

“- Ramu Gupta: The most powerful sexual organ is your brain. Think about it. Are you thinking?
- Turned On Woman: My whole body is about to think!”
Jimi Mistry - Ramu Gupta
Edythe Bronstein - Turned On Woman

“I know the real reason you never made progress with that idea. You thought of it September 22nd, 2007. Two days later, Penny moved in and so much blood rushed to your genitals, your brain became a ghost town.”
Jim Parsons - Sheldon Cooper

“The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.”
George Jessel