“What is that, the vehicle choice of assholes and fucking serial killers?”

Justin Long - Darry

“- Secretary of Defense: I'll try to be quick. In case you haven't noticed, we have a motorcycle convention moving in and let's face it, you didn't come here to listen to me talk.
- Perfect Tommy: You're right.”
Matt Clark - Secretary of Defense
Lewis Smith - Perfect Tommy

“- Brian Costello: Did you leave the vehicle unlocked?
- Nora McPhee: I just told you they broke into it last month. The locks didn't work.
- Brian Costello: On each side of the vehicle?
- Nora McPhee: Why do you keep calling it a vehicle, it's hardly even a car.
- Brian Costello: Don't you watch TV? We all talk like that.”

Donald Sutherland - Brian Costello
Marsha Mason - Nora McPhee

I am so tired by the way you people talk. You know, I mean, "one day at a time". What is that? I mean, like two, three days at a time is an option?
Sandra Bullock - Gwen Cummings

“- Teresa: You clearly don't know how to speak to women.
- Roland Sharp: I know how to speak to women. I clearly choose not to.”
Paula Garcés - Teresa
Tommy Lee Jones - Roland Sharp