“Yes, my tits are fake. That's what happens when your real ones try to kill you.”
Gwyneth Paltrow - Phoebe

“- Margaret White: I can see your dirty pillows. Everyone will.
- Carietta 'Carrie' White: They're called breasts, Momma. All the girls have them. They're very fashionable these days.”
Patricia Clarkson - Margaret White
Angela Bettis - Carietta 'Carrie' White

“- Eric Bates: Fancy?
- Fancy Bates: What?
- Eric Bates: What did your boobs look like before?”
Scott Schwartz - Eric Bates
Teresa Ganzel - Fancy Bates

“Don't worry, Miss Bahmra. Our designs will make even these little mosquito bites look like juicy, juicy mangos!”

“- Pierre Peders: Do you want to be taken seriously as an actress? Is that why you had your breasts reduced?
- Katya: You miss my tits, is that it?
- Pierre Peders: Well, don't you?
- Katya: They weren't even mine to begin with.”
Steve Buscemi - Pierre Peders
Sienna Miller - Katya