“- Dickie Roberts: Holy shit, a bike!
- Rob Reiner: You're six.
- Dickie Roberts: Holy crap, a bike!
- Rob Reiner: You're six.
- Dickie Roberts: Goo-goo, ga-ga, bikey!
- Rob Reiner: Too far back.”

David Spade - Dickie Roberts
Rob Reiner - Rob Reiner

- Dr. Kersten: Funky, buttloving!
- George: Did he say "funky buttloving?"
Ross Lehman - Dr. Kersten
Patrick LaBrecque - George

“- Patch: That old Dirty Dawson! The yellow livered old skunk! I'd like to tear his gizzard out.
- Perdita: Why, Patch, where did you ever hear such talk? Certainly not from your mother!”
Mickey Maga - Patch
Cate Bauer - Perdita

“- Judge Thomas Alva Mantke - L.A. Court: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?
- Larry Flynt: No.
- Judge Thomas Alva Mantke - L.A. Court: No?
- Larry Flynt: Your honor, I'm an atheist. I can't very well, uh, swear to a God I don't believe exists.”
D'Army Bailey - Judge Thomas Alva Mantke - L.A. Court
Woody Harrelson - Larry Flynt

“- Julie Pierce: I never think about my future.
- Eric: Sure you do. What're you going to do next month?
- Julie Pierce: Don't know.
- Eric: What're you going to do next week?
- Julie Pierce: Don't care.
- Eric: What're you going to do in the next five seconds?
- Julie Pierce: I'm going to make you swear that you won't tell anybody about the hawk.”
Hilary Swank - Julie Pierce
Chris Conrad - Eric