“Every lawyer, at least once in every case, feels himself crossing a line that he doesn't really mean to cross. It just happens, and if you cross it enough times it disappears forever. And then you're nothing but another lawyer joke. Just another shark in the dirty water.”
Matt Damon - Rudy Baylor

“- Gordo: What Jammer needs is a good shyster.
- Lana: Barkley's father's a shyster! And a lawyer.”
Albert Insinnia - Gordo
Kimberly Beck - Lana

“There are no straight lawyers in Turkey. All bent. Bent, as happens, occupational necessity. They have special classes in corruption at night school. If you get suspected of honesty, then you get disbarred.”
Sir John Hurt - Max

“Man, I love cops. If there were no hot shit cops like Gentry around, the competition would be so heavy there'd be nothing left to steal.”
Matt Dillon - Bob

“- Cop: I gotta make an arrest here. I had a complaint.
- Valo: Wait, I got this sports watch, you can have it, here.”
Tony Hawk - Cop
Bam Margera - Valo