“I don't know if I started drinking 'cause my wife left me or my wife left me 'cause I started drinking, but fuck it anyway.”
Nicolas Cage - Ben Sanderson

“- Henry Lowndes: Are you stupid enough to believe that I'd leave you here with my wife?
- Bill Cardew: Your wife?
- Henry Lowndes: Or anybody's wife?”

Melvyn Douglas - Henry Lowndes
Fred MacMurray - Bill Cardew

“Men of sense, whatever you may say, do not want silly wives!”
Jeremy Northam - Mr Knightley

“- Never Wears Bra: You lucky, Smoking Fox. White Knife all man. Bravest of all braves.
- Smoking Fox: Not brave. Foolish. I want to be wife, not widow.”
Jackie Sandler - Never Wears Bra
Julia Jones - Smoking Fox

“It's a shame that I didn't marry someone who was my intellectual equal.”

James Mason - Ed Avery