“The best first impressions are the ones that are misleading. I mean, you can be whoever you want and whoever they want you to be.”
Dexter Fletcher - Charles Highway

“Viddy well, little brother. Viddy well.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“- Col. 'Bat' Guano: You wanna know what I think?
- Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Yes!
- Col. 'Bat' Guano: I think you're some kind of deviated pervert. I think General Ripper found out about your perversion, and that you were organizing some kind of mutiny of perverts. Now move!”
Keenan Wynn - Col. 'Bat' Guano
Peter Sellers - Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake

“Are you blameshifting?!”
Julia Roberts - Samantha Barzel

“- Osmosis Jones: I never thought you'd be on my side!
- Drix: I never thought you'd be right.”
Chris Rock - Osmosis Jones
David Hyde Pierce - Drix