“- Wheeler: This may be a stupid question. The Get Out of Jail Free Card: Is that real?
- Beth: That's not a stupid question.
- Danny: It's real in the game of Monopoly.
- Wheeler: But Monopoly is based on true events.”
Seann William Scott - Wheeler
Elizabeth Banks - Beth
Paul Rudd - Danny

“- Messenger 7013: Couldn't we have him reborn?
- Joe Pendleton: Nothing doing. I'm not gonna go through that again!”

Edward Everett Horton - Messenger 7013
Robert Montgomery - Joe Pendleton

“I didn't want to be born. You didn't want me to be born. It's been a calamity on both sides.”

Bette Davis - Charlotte Vale

“- Steven Freeman: Duke! The part about being reborn through a Voorhees woman, does it have to be a living woman?
- Creighton Duke: No.
- Steven Freeman: Duke, that thing is in the basement with Jessica's dead mother!”
John D. LeMay - Steven Freeman
Steven Williams - Creighton Duke

“We may feel that our lives are not our own, that death controls and frames our lives. Our birth is nothing but death begun.”
R. David Stephens - Minister