“And that's my story. That's my entire story. I wanted you to know so you would understand why I can't see you anymore. So, I guess this is good-bye. What are you saying? You want a good-bye what? No I can't. I can't. I'm seeing Slater now. Oh you're so bad. Okay just one for the road.”

Molly Shannon - Mary Katherine Gallagher

“- Pocahontas: Say something.
- John Smith: What do you say to a tree?
- Pocahontas: Anything you want.”
Irene Bedard - Pocahontas
Mel Gibson - John Smith

“Look at this jungle. Look at those vines, the way they twine around, swallowing everything. Nature's cruel, Staros.”
Nick Nolte - Lt. Col. Tall

“- Lina: What happened to your wife?
- Jakob: They shot her. Under a tree. I don't know what kind of tree it was. I didn't bother to ask.”
Hannah Taylor Gordon - Lina
Robin Williams - Jakob

“- Gang Kid: Ya gotta problem? Lozer?
- Franck Eggelhoffer: No we do not have a problem, so leaf us alone!
- Gang Kid: Leaf? What are you? A tree?”
Rodrigo Botero - Gang Kid
Martin Hayter Short - Franck Eggelhoffer