“And that's my story. That's my entire story. I wanted you to know so you would understand why I can't see you anymore. So, I guess this is good-bye. What are you saying? You want a good-bye what? No I can't. I can't. I'm seeing Slater now. Oh you're so bad. Okay just one for the road.”

Molly Shannon - Mary Katherine Gallagher

“- Pocahontas: Say something.
- John Smith: What do you say to a tree?
- Pocahontas: Anything you want.”
Irene Bedard - Pocahontas
Mel Gibson - John Smith

“...my eyes were watering, and my tongue was swollen, and from that moment on, I was more careful about what I licked!”

Jeremy Suarez - Koda

“My car doesn't drive so well with a tree in it.”
Jason Lee - Jack Withrowe

“Have a look at these doors. Solid oak. They don't make them like this anymore!”
Nigel Hawthorne - Lord Covington