“You liked me because you could use me. You could use me because I was smart. I'm not smart anymore. I run a gas station.”

Robert Mitchum - Jeff Bailey

“Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.”
Charles Bronson

“In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.”
David Spade

“When somebody tells you they're not very smart, they're saying exactly the opposite.”
Tim Allen

“I think that if Hollywood has a problem, it constantly underestimates the intelligence and integrity of fans.”
Matthew Davis