“- Shaun: [about Ed] Oh, he sells a bit of weed every now and again, you know. You've sold puff.
- Pete: Yeah. Once. At college. To you.”
Simon Pegg - Shaun
Peter Serafinowicz - Pete

“- Audrey Griswold: Uh, don't take this personally, Vicki; but being a farmer isn't too cool you know.
- Cousin Vicki: Oh, yeah? Well, how cool is this?
[reaches under her bed and pulls out a shoebox full of marijuana]”
Dana Barron - Audrey Griswold
Jane Krakowski - Cousin Vicki

“- Jordan Belfort: Mr. Hanna, you're able to do drugs during the day and then still function, still do your job?
- Mark Hanna: How the fuck else are you supposed to do this job? Cocaine and hookers, my friend.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Jordan Belfort
Matthew McConaughey - Mark Hanna

“We are all now officially international drug smugglers. Add it to the resume.”
Jason Sudeikis - David Clark

“- James Lennox: I'm a drug dealer.
- Neil Bucyk: I bury dead people.
- Eddie Strombeck: I have a single digit sperm count.
- Chris Cutter: And I'm a naked cheater. I say we go for it. Are you with me? Let's do it.”

Peter Outerbridge - James Lennox
James Allodi - Neil Bucyk
Jed Rees - Eddie Strombeck
Paul Gross - Chris Cutter