“- Bullet-Tooth Tony: Do you want to shoot him?
- Cousin Avi: That's a little noisy, isn't it?
- Bullet-Tooth Tony: Well, do you want to stab him?
- Cousin Avi: Well, that's a little cold-blooded, isn't it?
- Bullet-Tooth Tony: Do you want to kill him, or not?”
Vinnie Jones - Bullet-Tooth Tony
Dennis Farina - Cousin Avi

“- Rupert of Hentzau: Why don't you let me kill you quietly?
- Major Rudolph Rassendyll: Oh, a little noise adds a touch of cheer.”
Douglas Fairbanks Jr. - Rupert of Hentzau
Ronald Colman - Major Rudolf Rassendyll

“- Cruella De Vil: I want the job done tonight!
- Horace: How're we gonna do it?
- Cruella De Vil: Any way you like. Poison them. Drown them. Bash them in the head. You got any chloroform?”
Betty Lou Gerson - Cruella De Vil
Frederick Worlock - Horace

“- Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld: Has your father ever killed anyone?
- Rusty Griswold: Just a dog. Oh and my Aunt Edna.”
John Candy - Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld
Anthony Michael Hall - Rusty Griswold

“- Ruby Deagle: I want your dog.
- Billy Peltzer: Barney?
- Ruby Deagle: Give him to me. I'll take him to the kennel, they'll put him to sleep. It will be quick and painless compared to what I would do to him.”
Polly Holliday - Ruby Deagle
Zach Galligan - Billy Peltzer