“I've ruined too many marriages to have one of my own.”
Lesley Ann Warren - Eve

“- Finnerty: There's a series of tunnels. JFK used them to sneak Marilyn Monroe in.
- Cale: I thought that was a myth.”

Maggie Gyllenhaal - Finnerty
Channing Tatum - Cale

“- Isabella: You are my twelfth lover in twelve days.
- Victor Lyons: Really?
- Isabella: I don't hurt your feelings?
- Victor Lyons: No, I've always been a team player.”
Betty von Wien - Isabella
Joseph Bologna - Victor Lyons

“- Betty Lou Perkins: Why is it so hard to believe that I might be exciting to other men? People have affairs. People have lovers. Why not me, Alex?
- Alex Perkins: 'Cause I never did. I never had anyone but you.
- Betty Lou Perkins: You had everyone but me. You had Frank, and the boys, and the force and the bars and the games.”
Penelope Ann Miller - Mrs. Elizabeth Louise 'Betty Lou' Perkins
Eric Thal - Detective Alex Perkins

There's nothing more certain to ruin a beautiful relationship than marriage, as soon as you get that ring around the finger suddenly you have an "ownershipsituation", prior to that its friendly you're "kind" to each other as much as I love you I want a variety of different pussy.
Woody Harrelson - Larry Flynt