“- Hilary Faye: You know, smoking isn't just bad for you, it's bad for all of us. Second hand smoke kills.
- Cassandra: I'm counting on it.”
Mandy Moore - Hilary Faye
Eva Amurri Martino - Cassandra

“I am reaching the point where I would kill someone for the nicotine under their fingernails.”
Ellen Barkin - Annette Atkins

“- Romy White: Heather, um, has anyone ever told you that smoking can kill you?
- Heather Mooney: No. No one. Thank you.”
Mira Sorvino - Romy White
Janeane Garofalo - Heather Mooney

“- Jonathan Mardukas: Come on, cigarettes are killers.
- Jack Walsh: So are women.”
Charles Grodin - Jonathan Mardukas
Robert De Niro - Jack Walsh

“Those cigarettes aren't going to kill you, brother. I am.”
Charlie Sheen - Artie Mitchell