“- Johnnie Aysgarth: Don't do that.
- Lina McLaidlaw Aysgarth: Why not?
- Johnnie Aysgarth: Because your ucipital mapilary is quite beautiful.”

Cary Grant - Johnnie Aysgarth
Joan Fontaine - Lina McLaidlaw Aysgarth

“Gosh, I didn't realize it was going to be this formal. If I had known it was going to be this kind of party I would have worn underwear.”
Judy Landers - Noreen

“- Gia Carangi: Where are you going?
- Linda: You don't have any clothes on.
- Gia Carangi: Don't change the subject.”
Angelina Jolie - Gia Carangi
Elizabeth Mitchell - Linda

“- Bart Simpson: Did you at least bring my clothes?
- Homer Simpson: Shirt, socks, everything you need.
- Bart Simpson: You didn't bring my pants!
- Homer Simpson: Who am I, Tommy Bahama?
- Bart Simpson: Oh, this is the worst day of my life.
- Homer Simpson: The worst day of your life so far.”

Nancy Cartwright - Bart Simpson
Dan Castellaneta - Homer Simpson

“- Allison French: I am mortified that you saw me with no clothes on.
- Everett Hitch: Oh, Allie, it was an incomparable pleasure.”
Renee Zellweger - Allison French
Viggo Mortensen - Everett Hitch