“- Judy Benjamin: Have you seen the bathroom?
- Capt. Doreen Lewis: Do you think that the latrine... do you think that it's unsanitary?
- Judy Benjamin: It's disgusting! There are urinals in there!”
Goldie Hawn - Judy Benjamin
Eileen Brennan - Capt. Doreen Lewis

“Water softens up the dirt.”
Kevin Bacon - Tom

“- Pongo: Come on, kids! Roll in the soot!
- Penny: You mean you want us to get dirty?
- Pepper: Did you hear that, Freckles? Dad wants us to get dirty.
- Cadpig: Mother, should we?
- Perdita: Do as your father says.
- Pepper: This'll be fun!
- Cadpig: I always wanted to get good and dirty!”
Rod Taylor - Pongo
Sandra Abbott - Penny
Cate Bauer - Perdita

“Do you know what I love about mud? It's clean and it's dirty at the same time.”

Dennis Hopper - King Koopa

“Did you sleep with Charlie the Tuna last night or do you need to douche?”
Carmen Electra - Michelle Lopez