“- Steffi: You always pick the wrong women.
- Joe: Hey, I picked you.
- Steffi: Yeah, I know, we got divorced.”
Goldie Hawn - Steffi
Woody Allen - Joe

“Trust me, son, last thing you want to be is caught between two women. It's not fair to you and more importantly, it's not fair to the women. So, just be honest with the one that you like.”
Omari Hardwick - James 'Ghost' St. Patrick

“A divorcee is a women who got married so she didn't have to work, but now works so she doesn't have to get married.”
Anna Magnani

“Does he think he just did something here? Shit. I could have had a V-8.”
Lela Rochon - Robin Stokes

“- John Harris, Sr.: Oh by the way, I'm coming to pick up my kids on Saturday.
- Bernadine Harris: Yeah? If I hear you had 'em anywhere near that tramp bitch, you're gonna regret it for the rest of your life!”
Michael Beach - John Harris, Sr.
Angela Bassett - Bernadine Harris