“- Steffi: You always pick the wrong women.
- Joe: Hey, I picked you.
- Steffi: Yeah, I know, we got divorced.”
Goldie Hawn - Steffi
Woody Allen - Joe

“Trust me, son, last thing you want to be is caught between two women. It's not fair to you and more importantly, it's not fair to the women. So, just be honest with the one that you like.”
Omari Hardwick - James 'Ghost' St. Patrick

“A divorcee is a women who got married so she didn't have to work, but now works so she doesn't have to get married.”
Anna Magnani

“- Walter Burns: Sorta wish you hadn't done that, Hildy.
- Hildy Johnson: Done what?
- Walter Burns: Divorced me. Makes a fella lose all faith in himself. Gives him a... almost gives him a feeling he wasn't wanted.
- Hildy Johnson: That's what divorces are for!”
Cary Grant - Walter Burns
Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson

“- The Princess Centimillia: I'd marry Captain McGloo tomorrow, even with that name.
- J. D. Hackensacker III: And divorce him the next month.
- The Princess Centimillia: Nothing is permanent in this world.”
Mary Astor - The Princess Centimillia
Rudy Vallee - J.D. Hackensacker III