“Earthmen will fall to their knees, betray their country and give away valuable real estate for a desirable woman.”

“When a man gets a hard on, you know where the blood comes from, right? You know where the blood comes from, right? His head and his feet. So, A - he's stupid, and B - he can't run.”
Isaiah Washington - Savon Garrison

“Darling, why spend anymore time on that horse's ass when Mr. Tie-Me-Up-Tie-Me-Down is standing right over there?”
Sarah Parish - TJ

“- Joel: What about foreplay?
- Mary Brown: No! Foreplay is for sissies! Real men go in, unload and pull out!”
Joel Michaely - Joel
Cathy Moriarty - Mary Brown

“- Cindy: Girls have to do everything. Boys are totally clueless when it comes to sex. It starts with them trying to unhook our bras, fumbling around, and it never changes. Wait until they try to put their dick into you.
- Diana: Please don't say they need help with that.
- Cindy: Always.”
Kristen Miller - Cindy
Jessica Driscoll - Diana, Principal's Secretary