“- Doctor: It was smart of you to tell him you were pregnant.
- Debbie: Yeah, most men run when they hear that.”
Joe Inscoe - Doctor

“- Don: You cannot be here...
- Dusty: Don, I'm pregnant..
- Don: Oh my god, I think I'm gonna be sick...”

Patrick Wilson - Don Champagne
Jordana Brewster - Dusty

“They came to the conclusion that men are essential for procreation, but when it comes to pleasure... unnecessary.”
Gal Gadot - Diana

“- Dr. Diana Reddin: What do you mean, what am I doing here? It's my baby, not yours!
- Dr. Larry Arbogast: Hey. I put it in there.
- Dr. Diana Reddin: It's my egg!
- Dr. Larry Arbogast: Yeah, just 'cause your egg's in some guy doesn't make you the mother!”
Emma Thompson - Dr. Diana Reddin
Danny DeVito - Dr. Larry Arbogast

“Why should I be upset! You lie to me. You... steal from me. You engage in a utterly selfish, immoral, arrogant stunt without any regard for my feelings whatsoever. What am I supposed to be, grateful? This is just so male!”

Emma Thompson - Dr. Diana Reddin