“- Lynne Margulies: You just pretend to be an asshole.
- Andy Kaufman: It's what I'm good at.”
Courtney Love - Lynne Margulies
Jim Carrey - Andy Kaufman

“Everything I am is an illusion.”
Matt Dillon - David Walsh

“You can't stop something that's inside you!”
Tobey Maguire - David

“You were bitten by a chuckwalla. That shouldn't have happened. It's a reptile of peace. I have a theory. This isn't the first time that nature's lashed out at you like this. I believe it's because your life is fundamentally at odds with the natural world. Therefore, nature rejects you.”

Bradley Cooper - Demo

“- Amber: Who is this?
- Andre: I am Andre le Pate. I have big balls! And my ass breathes fire!”
Bridgette Wilson-Sampras - Amber
Christian Clavier - Andre