“If you can't dance a step, you can't teach it, and if you can't teach it, we might as well all pack up and go home. With young Liz available again, you've got a chance to get your status quo vadis back... so to speak.”

Bill Hunter - Barry Fife

“I'm so tired, so tired of lying and making up lies, not knowing what is a lie and what's the truth.”

Brigid O'Shaughnessy - Brigid O'Shaughnessy

“I can't fight it anymore. I ran away from you once. I can't do it again. I don't know what's right any longer. You have to think for both of us. For all of us. I wish I didn't love you so much.”

Ingrid Bergman - Ilsa Lund

- Victoria Ware: You're thinking about Sullivan?
- James J. Corbett: Yeah. I can see him now walking back to his room, alone, lying there all night and thinking "What's the use of ever getting up again?".
Alexis Smith - Victoria Ware
Errol Flynn - James J. Corbett

This is the way it works. "Aut disce aut discede" - learn or leave. Because it's of no consequence to me, one way or the other.

Mel Gibson - Justin McLeod