- Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram: I mean, she's like your sister!
- Father Brian Kilkenney Finn: Thank you for adding new depth to my confusion.

Ben Stiller - Rabbi Jake Schram
Edward Norton - Father Brian Finn

“When you're young, you just believe there'll be many people with whom you'll connect with. Later in life, you realize it only happens a few times.”
Julie Delpy - Celine

“- Ivan Block: You'll find another boyfriend when we land at the next stop.
- Rebecca Shafran: Younger and dumber next time.
- Ivan Block: Dumber won't be easy.”
Ben Affleck - Ivan Block
Gemma Arterton - Rebecca Shafran

“Yes, I'll go. Because a man in love with a woman doesn't have his right mind.”

William M. Holden - Peter Muncie

“In darkness, sometimes difficult to distinguish hawk from vulture.”
Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan