“- Helen: James. Maybe I shouldn't be here. I'm sorry, I'm not being fair. You know, under normal circumstances, etcetera... You're really nice and funny. My friend Anna thinks you're cute...
- James: Wait. Wait! Your friend Anna thinks I'm cute? Your friend Anna thinks I'm cute? Shit, I just blew, wait, two eighty-five on the wrong girl!”

Gwyneth Paltrow - Helen
John Hannah - James

“Things don't affect people the way they used to. I mean it may very well be that 10 years from now people will pay $10,000 in cash to be castrated just in order to be affected by something.”
Himself - Andre Gregory

“If he were feeling what I'm feeling then he would know how it feels.”
Julia Roberts - Julianne Potter

“Little beat big when little is smart. First with the head, then with the heart.”
Morgan Freeman - Geel Piet

“- Chelsea Turner: I really like this guy. I think that Seth could be the one.
- Holly Garnett: Are you serious? Does he feel the same way?
- Chelsea Turner: Please, he's a man. He has no idea how he's feeling.”
Bridgette Wilson-Sampras - Chelsea Turner
Tyra Banks - Holly Garnett