“- Max Wesley: Why do you care, anyway?
- Jesse: If one of your friends was in trouble, wouldn't you try to help him?
- Max Wesley: If I could.
- Jesse: My friends are whales.”
Vincent Berry - Max Wesley
Jason James Richter - Jesse

“Froggy was my friend and I really loved him, and I took him everywhere with me, and I was riding on my bike one day and he jumped out of the box, and I ran him over with the back tire. I killed him. I was really heartbroken. Really, he was my best friend in the whole world; the only thing I ever loved.”

Joe Pesci - Leo Getz

“Wolves make great pets, don't they? So long as that ain't your sheep they're eating...”
Julius Harris - Speedbagger

“- George: Be kind to your web-footed friends, for a duck maybe somebody's mother...
- Eddie Dash: Would you knock it off with the web-footed friends shit?”
Gene Wilder - George
Richard Pryor - Eddie Dash

“- Alex Reed: My friend was killed here last night.
- Neil Hamilton: No one asked him to break in here.
- Alex Reed: And who asked you to play god with these animals?”
Lisa Schrage - Alex Reed
Paul Coufos - Neil Hamilton