“Hey, kids, it's me. I bet you thought that I was dead. But when I fell over I just broke my leg and got a hemorrhage in my head. Ha ha ha.”
Shane Farberman - Clown

“- Michael Berkow: We were playing. She bumped her head.
- Adam Berkow: Bumped? She's got a fuckin' spike in her head!”

Jeremy Piven - Michael Berkow
Daniel Stern - Adam Berkow

“- Cardinal Richelieu: You object to losing your head?
- D'Artagnan: Yes, I like it where it is!”
Tim Curry - Cardinal Richelieu
Chris O'Donnell - D'Artagnan

“- Lt. Vincent D'Agosta: This is not good.
- Martini: Never thought there'd be a worse way to die than a shark attack. Having my head ripped off never occurred to me.
- Lt. Vincent D'Agosta: Where is his head?
- Det. Hollingsworth: It's over there by the sink.”

Tom Sizemore - Lt. Vincent D'Agosta
Gene Davis - Martini
Clayton Rohner - Det. Hollingsworth

“- Sue Storm: What are the risks?
- Reed Richards: Even a small miscalculation could increase our symptoms exponentially - or perhaps even kill us.
- Johnny Storm: Now, dying - that's bad, right?”

Jessica Alba - Sue Storm
Ioan Gruffudd - Reed Richards
Chris Evans - Johnny Storm