“Laudanum is a derivative of opium. Apart from doctors and addicts, not many would be able to detect it. How long have you been chasing the dragon, Inspector?”
Sir Ian Holm - Sir William Gull

“- Rick Gassko: Diagnoses?
- Dr. Stan Gassko: Medically speaking?
- Rick Gassko: Yes.
- Dr. Stan Gassko: Whacked out of his brains on drugs.”
Tom Hanks - Rick Gassko
William Tepper - Dr. Stan Gassko

“- Claire: How did you lose your license?
- Dr. Eugene Sands: I was operating on a patient and the patient died.
- Claire: Was it your fault?
- Dr. Eugene Sands: I was under the influence of narcotics and methamphetamines at the time, so yes, you could say it was my fault.”
Angelina Jolie - Claire
David Duchovny - Dr. Eugene Sands

“- Donald Kimball: What whole Yale thing?
- Patrick Bateman: Well, for one thing, I think he was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing.”
Willem Dafoe - Donald Kimball
Christian Bale - Patrick Bateman

“My doctor totally messes up my nose job. I ask him to make me looked like Gwyneth Paltrow, I get off the surgery table looking life freakin' Shrek.”
Shawn Wayans - Kevin Copeland