“No goddamn life left for men anymore. Not here. In this country, all that's left for men is money and pussy.”
Oliver Platt - Pete Van Heuten

“Life would be pretty shitty without plumbing.”
Russell Crowe - Jeff Mitchell

“Is there finally and really anything to life other than food, shit and sex?”
Bruce Campbell - Elvis Presley

“I think I've been asleep most of my life.”
Kirsten Dunst - Claire Colburn

“- Mongol General: What is best in life?
- Conan: To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.”
Akio Mitamura - Mongol General
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Conan