“I guess that's how life is, isn't it? Some people are drenched, freezing to death, on a stupid boat, with a stupid hat, while others are in a comfy news studio, suckin' up all the glory.”
Jim Carrey - Bruce Nolan

“All I'm saying is that if I ever start referring to these as the best years of my life, remind me to kill myself.”
Jason London - Randy 'Pink' Floyd

“Happy situation never see light of day if truth kept in dark.”
Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan

“I was the victim of circumstances. The D.A. framed me, not knowing I was guilty. Ain't that a coincidence?”

John Berkes - Paleface

“Either the world's right side up or upside down, it depends on how you look at it. I mean, close the book of rules and there's just people caught in situations - like you and me.”
Ellen Lee DeGeneres - Sgt. Rita Pompano