“- Kat: Do you wanna know the best part about my parents splitting up?
- Will Henry: Yes, please tell me.
- Kat: They split up.
- Will Henry: That's a beautiful story.
- Kat: Thank you, it's my life, so...”
Jessica Williams - Kat
Jemaine Clement - Will Henry

“- Pinocchio: We'll make him sneeze!
- Geppetto: Make him sneeze? Oh, that will make him mad!”

Dickie Jones - Pinocchio
Christian Rub - Geppetto

“He broke a blood vessel because he found his name was omitted from the Encyclopedia of Britannica, because thirty pages were devoted to Thomas Alva Edison, seventeen to Alexander Graham Bell, but not one line to Daniel S. Totten, the inventor of the electric toaster.”

Mary Field - Miss Totten

“- Ann Carrington: What's that sound?
- Lillian - the Housekeeper: It's the waves. Angry waves. Day after day, night after night, they beat with savage fury against the black rocks below. For twenty years they've been calling... calling to someone who never answers.”
Carole Landis - Ann Carrington
Rafaela Ottiano - Lillian - the Housekeeper

“You're the most deceitful, horrible, sinful creature I ever saw, and I don't ever want to have anything to do with you again.”

Judy Garland - Esther Smith