“The simple truth is, not all of us become the men we once hoped we might be. But we are all God's creatures.”
Russell Crowe - Capt. Jack Aubrey

“I always knew I deserved better than a fish merchant's life.”
Tracey Ullman - Nell Van Dort

“There are no happy endings in real life.”
Adam Sandler - Skeeter Bronson

Heather told me she teaches people "real life". She said, real life sucks losers dry. You want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly. I said: "so, you teach people how to spread their wings and fly?". She said "yes". I said: "you're beautiful".
Winona Ryder - Veronica

“Did you ever wake up one morning and wonder what happened to your life? You know, I thought my life would be an adventure. All of a sudden, I'm a suburban dentist.”
Tim Allen - Doug Madsen