“- Rusty Griswold: Dad wasn't speeding. The cop stopped us because Dad forgot to...
- Ellen Griswold: He was speeding, Rusty!
- Rusty Griswold: No he wasn't, Mom. He...
- Clark Griswold: Rusty! Listen to your mother. I was speeding. I was driving like a maniac. We can all be grateful for this man for stopping us.”
Anthony Michael Hall - Rusty Griswold
Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“- Texas Man: Am I going too fast for ya?
- Pistachio Disguisey: Am I going to fast for ya?
- Texas Wife: Are you mocking my husband?
- Pistachio Disguisey: Are you mocking my husband?
- Texas Wife: ‘Cuz you better not be.
- Pistachio Disguisey: ‘Cuz you better not be.”
Robert Machray - Texas Man
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey
Rachel Lederman - Texas Wife

- Dale Kerrigan: [voice-over] Dad always said “the faster you go, the more you see”.
- Darrel Kerrigan: Did ya see that?
- Dale Kerrigan: What?
- Darrel Kerrigan: Oh back there.
Stephen Curry - Dale Kerrigan
Michael Caton-Jones - Darryl Kerrigan

“The satellite doesn't work as fast as I do.”
Ving Rhames - Luther Stickell

“- Dr. Claire Lewicki: Boy, you're very quick.
- Cole Trickle: You oughta see me drive.”
Nicole Kidman - Dr. Claire Lewicki
Tom Cruise - Cole Trickle