“- Max Grabelski: Alright! Knock it off! What is that? We run and dance and sing and play?
- Gordy: My mom kinda wrote the words.
- Max Grabelski: Well they suck! Okay?”
Daniel Stern - Max Grabelski
Blake Bashoff - Gordy

“Then I'll write a song and we'll put it in the show, and whenever you sing it, or hear it, or whistle or hum it then you'll know it'll mean that we love one another.”
Ewan McGregor - Christian

“I'd like to dedicate this to my father, Francis L. It's a song the girls in the band wrote, Lisa and Wendy.”

Prince - The Kid

“- Young Celeste: I'll nail that, then we can get started on Body Talk.
- Music director: I'm sorry, what section is that?
- Young Celeste: It's the next track.”
Raffey Cassidy - Young Celeste
Erik King - Music director

“- Chong: I dig it, man. It's good. But you know, while you were singing that, I came up with another song, man.
- Cheech: Oh, yeah?
- Chong: Yeah. It's like the same thing, only different.”
Tommy Chong - Chong
Cheech Marin - Cheech