“Listen to me, perv. If you even e-mail my niece again, I will hunt you down like a T-1000.”

Ethan Suplee - Harry Knowles

“The first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I'd like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out, real savage.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“What we were after now was the old surprise visit. That was a real kick and good for laughs and lashings of the old ultraviolence.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“Eggiwegs...I would like to smash 'em, and pick 'em all up and throw...owww!! Fucking hell!”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“- Col. 'Bat' Guano: You wanna know what I think?
- Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Yes!
- Col. 'Bat' Guano: I think you're some kind of deviated pervert. I think General Ripper found out about your perversion, and that you were organizing some kind of mutiny of perverts. Now move!”
Keenan Wynn - Col. 'Bat' Guano
Peter Sellers - Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake