“Get this: they've been getting pussy non-stop for 30 years. They're probably fucking right now and they're old dudes! They put makeup on and it's all good!”

Seann William Scott - Wheeler

“- Madison Bell: So, what you're saying is that making love to me was a mistake?
- Ben Cronin: Yes.”
Erika Christensen - Madison Bell
Jesse Bradford - Ben Cronin

“- Cynthia: Promise me something.
- Oz Oseransky: Anything.
- Cynthia: You'll go slow. I haven't made love in five years.
- Oz Oseransky: Neither have I. I've been married.”
Natasha Henstridge - Cynthia
Matthew Perry - Oz Oseransky

“- Interviewer: How do you know when you're finished with a painting?
- Jackson Pollock: How do you know when you're finished making love?”
Ed Harris - Jackson Pollock

“Make love as if you don't care and fart whenever you wish.”
Gérard Depardieu - Porthos