“- Katherine Ann Watson: What law school are you going to go to?
- Joan Brandwyn: I hadn't really thought about that. After I graduate, I plan on getting married.
- Katherine Ann Watson: And then?
- Joan Brandwyn: And then... I'll be married.”
Julia Roberts - Katherine Ann Watson
Julia Stiles - Joan Brandwyn

“I thought that I was headed to a place that would turn out tomorrow's leaders, not their wives.”

Julia Roberts - Katherine Ann Watson

“- Ranger: So what is it with you two?
- Stephanie Plum: Nothing. Sold him a cannoli in high school.
- Waitress: Honey, half the women in Jersey sold Joe Morelli their cannoli.”

Daniel Sunjata - Ranger
Katherine Heigl - Stephanie Plum
Jennifer Vos - Waitress

“I know women who crawl through shit for a fur coat.”
Barbra Streisand - Claudia Draper

“- Iris: I was probably the first woman to wear jeans.
- Interviewer: Sounds crazy.
- Iris: It was...”
Iris Apfel - Herself