“- Sheldon Flender: I have never had a play produced. That's right. And I've written one play a year for the past twenty years.
- David Shayne: Yes, but that's because you're a genius. And the proof is that both common people and intellectuals find your work completely incoherent. Means you're a genius.”
Rob Reiner - Sheldon Flender
John Cusack - David Shayne

“She was incapable of love or tenderness or decency.”

Laurence Olivier - "Maxim" de Winter

“I wouldn't let him defend me if it was for stealing an apple.”

Cliff Clark - Martin

“We can't change our course, any more than we can hold back the dawn.”

Charles Boyer - Georges Iscovescu

“I think you're incapable of any emotion higher up than your stomach!”

Bette Davis - Maggie Cutler