“I don't want to be the guy who's with the girl because he needs her, I want to be the guy who's with the girl because he wants her.”

Macaulay Culkin - Roland

“She helped just enough so she could get what she wants: food and a bed. She’s like a stray dog.”
Caleb McLaughlin - Lucas Sinclair

“Collegegirls have three times more sexual partners than a regular girl.”
Gary Wolf - Snake

- Scotty Brennen: See that girl over there in the red? Say "hi" to her and she's yours. She'll have her legs around you so tight you'll be begging for mercy.
- Josh: Well, I'll stay away from her, then.

Jon Lovitz - Scotty Brennen
Tom Hanks - Josh

- "Booger": Big deal! Did you get in her pants?
- Gilbert: She's not that kind of girl, Booger.
- "Booger": Why? Does she have a penis?

Curtis Armstrong - "Booger"
Anthony Edwards - Gilbert