“I'm not a servant, I'm a prisoner! So will you be when you grow up. The day you come of age the gates will close around you because you are a woman! If you marry, everything you own will become the property of your husband. If you don't marry every profession will be closed to you but one, and that one is a life of loneliness and humiliation.”

Sophie Marceau - Elisabeth Laurier

“- Jessica: Hildenburg, I'm sorry I humiliated you in front of the whole school and the visiting eighth graders, but you have no idea what it's like... to wake up every morning... and have to shave your chin.
- Hildenburg: [crying] Yes, I do.”
Rob Schneider - Jessica
Megan Kuhlmann - Hildenburg

“Remember boy, when it comes to women, you're never too old for humiliation.”
Sir Kenneth Branagh - Sir Laurence Olivier

“- Stan: This is a man's game. It requires a man's cunning, a man's intelligence...
- Katie: With a woman's touch.”

Matthew Faison - Stan
Ann Ryerson - Katie

“Do you know why women are able to train us? They are smarter than us. It ain't that big a deal. That's saying you're smarter than a creature who every time it takes its underwear off tries to catch them with its toes, flip them in the air, and catch them with its hand.”
Jeff Foxworthy - Jeff Foxworthy