“Listen carefully Bob. I didn't fire you because I felt threatened. No. I fired you because you're lazy, entitled, incompetent and you spend more time cheating on your wife than you do in your office, OK?”
“- Martha Phelps: I'm afraid after we're married awhile, a beautiful young girl will come along and you'll forget all about me. - Wolf J. Flywheel: Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.”
Margaret Dumont - Martha Phelps
Groucho Marx - Wolf J. Flywheel
“He married you to pass that date. For the same reason that I married my little American and with the same ring. Just take a look inside at the engraving.”
Paulette Goddard - Anita Dixon
“- Natalie Strout: You don't change, do you? - Richard Strout: Change? No, I don't change. Everything around me changes. You change. You take my house... and you take my kids... and you fuck this other guy. But me, no, I don't change.”
Marisa Tomei - Natalie Strout
William Mapother - Richard Strout
“- Ryan: You know what, I'm not really a prying kind of guy, but just for the heck of it, I was wondering what you were doing on the eve of our wedding straddling some guy on the back of a big black Harley? - Anna Coleman: Hello, it was a Ducati!”
Mark Harmon - Ryan
Lindsay Lohan - Anna Coleman
