“Champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whisky. Whiskey is a slap on the back and champagne's heavey mist before my eyes.”
James Stewart - Macaulay Connor

“- Dave Whiteman: I thought we weren't going to drink anymore.
- Barbara Whiteman: Well, Dave. Yeah, it's true. I am a vegetarian. But I hear that vodka comes from a potato!”

Richard Stephen Dreyfuss - Dave Whiteman
Bette Midler - Barbara Whiteman

“- Nora Charles: What hit me?
- Nick Charles: The last martini.”

Myrna Loy - Nora Charles
William Powell - Nick Charles

“- Amy: What am I doing? I slept at the doctor's place last night.
- Nikki: You never spend the night. What were you, blackout drunk?
- Amy: No, I had like two drinks... Three, max... Four, now that I'm tallying.”
Amy Schumer - Amy
Vanessa Bayer - Nikki

“She needs to work in a liquor store as much as she be drinking.”
2Pac - Lucky