“- The Professor: If I thought there was any chance of changing your mind, I'd talk about Miss Kendall, of whom you so obviously disapprove.
- Roger Thornhill: Yes, for using sex like some people use a flyswatter.”
Leo G. Carroll - The Professor
Cary Grant - Roger Thornhill

“- Det. Sherman: Think you could go for a babe with a dick?
- Det. Frank Keller: Depends on her personality, really.”
John Goodman - Det. Sherman
Al Pacino - Det. Frank Keller

“- Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S.: Have you ever done it in a dentist's chair?
- Nick Hendricks: Well, you go there and I'll just go to the men's room for a minute.
- Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S.: You're quite welcome to do that on me.”
Jennifer Aniston - Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S.
Jason Bateman - Nick Hendricks

“- Young John Bayley: I could get in trouble, having women in my room.
- Young Iris Murdoch: I wouldn't say you'd had me, just yet.”
Hugh Bonneville - Young John Bayley
Kate Winslet - Young Iris Murdoch

“- Anne Boleyn: Not like this.
- King Henry VIII: How then?
- Anne Boleyn: Seduce me. Write letters to me. And poems, I love poems. Ravish me with your words. Seduce me.”

Natalie Dormer - Anne Boleyn:
Jonathan Rhys-Meyers - King Henry VIII