“I can't make it to my best friend's old lady.”
Tom Cruise - Brian Flanagan

“- Allie Calhoun: I have a fiancé waiting for me at a hotel who's going to be crushed when he finds out what I did.
- Noah: So you make love to me, and go back to your husband. Was that your plan? Was that a test I didn't pass?”
Rachel McAdams - Allie
Ryan Gosling - Noah

“- Melissa: What did he do, fuck some other girl?
- Laura: Excuse me?
- Melissa: Did he put his cock somewhere he shouldn't have?”
Molly Ringwald - Melissa Nelson
Sarah Lassez - Laura

“- Susan Hendler: Did you have sex with her?
- Tom Sanders: No! No! No!
- Susan Hendler: How did her hand get into your pants?”
Caroline Goodall - Susan Hendler
Michael Douglas - Tom Sanders

- Jonah: What was I supposed to say? "Yes, Walter, I am sort of fucking your wife"?
- Lonnie Fox: Is that what we're doing, sort of fucking?
Paul Simon - Jonah
Joan Hackett - Lonnie Fox