“Dying's a really hard way to learn about life.”
Michael Keaton - Bob Jones

“And my little sister Chrissy, for teaching me that life is nothing if you're not obsessed.”

Edward Furlong - Pecker

“You are young. Life has been kind to you. You will learn.”

Johnny Depp - Sweeney Todd

“- Batman: Are you ready to follow Batman and maybe learn a few life lessons along the way?
- Robin: I sure am, Dad Two! But first, where's the seat-belt?
- Batman: The first lesson is, life doesn't give you seat-belts! Let's go!”
Will Arnett - Batman
Michael Cera - Robin

“You had better learn how to play the game, and I don't mean just the game of football.”
Mac Davis - Seth Maxwell