“- Shake: We're having adult time here, boys.
- Kyle Baker: No idea what that means.
- Tom Baker: Well, it's this crazy thing where grown-ups actually get to have a conversation without being interrupted by kids.”
Richard Jenkins - Shake
Shane Kinsman - Kyle Baker
Steve Martin - Tom Baker

“A kid who wears the same gymnastics sweatshirt three days a week isn't getting laid until he's 29. That's what I know.”
Cameron Diaz - Elizabeth Halsey

“- Adam Jones: We should be dealing in culinary orgasms. When is the last time you had an orgasm that was interesting?
- Helene: Remind me never ever to discuss food with you in public.”

Bradley Cooper - Adam Jones
Sienna Miller - Helene

“A toast... to us, to our last summer of immature, adolescent decadence.”
Ryan Phillippe - Barry William Cox

“I'm 56-years-old. I can't blame anybody for anything I do.”
Robert Forster - Max Cherry