“And we love each other so much that last Thanksgiving, we did it!”

Giovanni Ribisi - Danny

“Mom, is this a sex talk?!”
Juliette Lewis - Carla

- Veronica: You know, I have a little prepared speech I tell my suitor when he wants more than I'd like to give him. "Gee, blank, I had a really nice...".
- Brad: Save the speeches for Malcolm X, I just want to get laid.
- Veronica: You don't deserve my fucking speech.
Winona Ryder - Veronica
Kent Stoddard - Brad

“No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused! From now on, we fight for every man out there who isn't getting laid when he should be! This is our day! This is our time! And, by God, we're not gonna let history condemn us to celibacy! We will make a stand! We will succeed! We will get laid!”
Thomas Ian Nicholas - Kevin Myers

“That dame is too uptight. What she needs is a good screw from a man who knows how to do it.”
Humphrey Bogart On Bette Davis