“I believe that the way to a man's heart is not through his stomach. It's a little further south.”
Bill Engvall - Himself

“If there's one thing to learn it's you just can't go wrong, if you follow your heart, and end with a song.”
Eric Idle - Narrator

“- Mrs. Alexis Richardson: You know, you're quite an attractive man.
- Frankie Madison: Keep goin'.
- Mrs. Alexis Richardson: How far do you want me to go?
- Frankie Madison: I'm at the plate. You're doing the pitching.”
Kristine Miller - Mrs. Alexis Richardson
Burt Lancaster - Frankie Madison

“When I get in there you better be wearing nothing but a candy cane!”
Charlize Theron - Ashley

“The key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time.”
Sir Sean Connery - William Forrester