“- Don Canneloni: The Rigatonis, the Tortellinis, the Fettuchinis, and even the Raviolis are bigger than we are. And why?
- Tony: High interest rates.
- Sonny: Acid rain.
- Slim: Japanese imports.”
Dom DeLuise - Don Canneloni
Alex Rocco - Tony
Michael V. Gazzo - Sonny
Henry Silva - Slim

“The difference between us, right, apart from, you know, the obvious, and that is that I, right, I work for me. And you, well, you work for them.”

Tom Hardy - Reggie Kray

“It would be easier to rob a bank, than to break into Area 51.”
Ben Rovner - Ben

“Video games and television cleaned up the city. That's what cleaned up the streets. Come on, man, 'cause ya'll remember when everybody was outside. If you was two-years-old, if you were a hundred and two, you was outside.”
Tobias Truvillion - Gutta

“You're Chris Brander. You're Hollywood, you date models. He's Dusty Dinkleman, he's Jersey, he skis in his jeans. It's Dinkleman.”
Fred Ewanuick - Clark