“Now, wait a minute General! I'm doin' the best I can. You've got to tell these guys that I got to have a little bit more privacy. Shoot, how in the hell do you expect a guy to take a bowel movement with a bunch of buffalo rifles a-pointin' at him? Shoot, I have enough problems just pissin' in a public restroom.”
Slim Pickens - Hollis P. Wood

“A sword by itself rules nothing. It only comes alive in skilled hands.”
Sihung Lung - Sir Te

“- George: Mr. Murtaugh has a gun.
- Martin Riggs: Yeah, but it's an old gun and he's not a very good shot.”
Allan Dean Moore - George
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“- Terry Carmichael: Wow.
- Riley Hale: That was a first for me, too.”

Samantha Mathis - Terry Carmichael
Christian Slater - Riley Hale

“- Billy: You know how to use that thing?
- Sheriff Ike Slayton: My mother was full-blooded Cherokee, it's in the genes.”

Ken Foree - Billy
Brad Davis - Sheriff Ike Slayton